Posted by: sea2stars | August 21, 2009

Happy Valentines Day

So to my surprise I have discovered that Hallmark has reached far and wide and Valentines day is right around the corner for Taiwanese people. I found this great newspaper that tells you everything you need to know for a great date on Valentines Day.

Happy Valentines Day

Now to start off Valentines Day right, why not bring your loved one breakfast in bed. Of course you should change her clock so that she can sleep in and it’s always a good idea to clean up around the house a bit. If you are not much of a cook, don’t worry, everyone can make toast. And what says I love you more than toast? For the rest of breakfast just order out. Make sure to arrange it on a plate nicely and don’t forget the flowers.

I love you toast

It’s always tough to figure out what to get your loved one on suck a special day. I can’t think of anything better than a friendship bracelet. What you don’t know how to make one? Well don’t worry because their are step by step instructions. I’m sure that after giving such a special gift you will be holding each other tight.

friendship bracelet

What if the bracelet just isn’t enough and want to say that 4 letter word but don’t know how. Why not devote an entire room to it? If you’re not creative, don’t worry about it, they give you plenty of examples of how to make your very own LOVE poster and why not accent the room with some pillows or a giant red doll? Of course chocolate always says I love you, but have you ever considered a beautiful array of crackers?

How to say I love you

I’m sure the breakfast, bracelet, and love room would be more than enough but if you really want to impress her make her a nice dinner.

Dinner to impress

I’m sure after all of the above that your wallet is getting a little thin and instead of taking her dancing why not go to a romantic place above the city where all your troubles can be left behind. It will be free and you can choose from many places to view the beautiful city. If you like a little more entertainment why not overlook a freeway and count the cars passing by. Of course you can’t forget the sparkler heart with that unforgettable kiss to follow.

Free places to go

What if this is your very first Valentines with a real date? This could be the night of your first kiss. Of course you would be nervous about kissing but don’t worry cause their are step by step instructions and you can practice with a peach beforehand. Their is always something for everyone and if you are a little more advance and think you are ready to move onto french kissing you can always practice tying a knot in a cherry stem.

Kissing lessons

After all of this your loved one will be very tired. A soothing massage is a great way to relax her. First massage her head, then her feet and don’t forget about her neck and knees and make sure to give her a loving kiss on her ear.

massage

If things heat up after the massage and you think you might make it to 2nd base, your going to need to know how to take off a bra. Now don’t be surprised if you get slapped trying to do this. Bras are a little more complicated cause their are so many different kinds. Just figure out what kind of bra it is and follow the simple instructions below.

how to take off a bra

That’s all for now. Hopefully this guide will give you some great tips for Valentines Day in February. I personally think the I love you toast would have my heart throbbing.

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Responses

  1. OK….Ok…this newspaper is every 14 year old boy’s dream. Espically the “bra removal” instructions, only barely beat out by the “peach kissing” page. Creepy!! Well anyway…Happy Valentines Rach!!

  2. Thank goodness it stopped there. But, yes, it was very helpful. I can’t wait to try some of those suggestions. In fact, I will make Tim some toast when he gets back on Tuesday. LOL

  3. Thank you for the 100% accurate translation. I am amazed by how quickly you have learned Taiwanese. I will remember to use these helpful tips in the future. 😉

    • Well, their is some paraphrasing but overall I think the translations is pretty good.


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